What is the scurvy knave?
There ought to be a dead-simple, single-page, single-color theme where the user can expend as little effort as possible (with the bare minimum being, defining a name and a sentence for each of the four sections on the page).
This theme is so simple, you barely even have to write HTML. You just populate a few variables that are shimmed into a nice pretty page.
Also, it's MIT-licensed, so go nuts.
Colors? You want colors? What is this, a flower shop??
This theme has one color. One. You get to pick one color, and you live with it for the rest of the short, four-section page.
::starts crying:: I want my colors!!!
Okay, fine, you can have a custom CSS file to define
everything you could possibly ever want. I'll call it...
I don't know...
are you confused by this very simple theme and desperate for unpaid intensive one-on-one tech support?
open an issue on github
do you love this theme like Michael Cohen loves Donald Trump?
hire me to build on it.