What is the scurvy knave?
Being a get-off-my-lawn technology user, I got tired of fussing around setting up the latest hipster javascript library invented by a fixie-riding developer with nerd glasses at their favorite muffin shop.
There ought to be a dead-simple, single-page, single-color theme where the user can expend as little effort as possible (with the bare minimum being, defining a name and a sentence for each of the four sections on the page).
This theme is so simple, you barely even have to write HTML. You just populate a few variables that are shimmed into a nice pretty page.
Also, it's MIT-licensed, so go nuts.
What about colors? Are there pretty pastel colors like my favorite hipster javascript library?
Colors? You want colors? What is this, a flower shop??
This theme has one color. One. You get to pick one color, and you live with it for the rest of the short, four-section page.
::starts crying:: I want my colors!!!
Okay, fine, you can have a custom CSS file to define
everything you could possibly ever want. I'll call it...
I don't know... custom.css
::sniffles:: Custom javascript too?
Fork yourself.
Kadishtu n'ghft gof'nn fm'latgh Azathoth lloig chtenff hafh'drn shoggyar.
Find the scurvy knave on github.
Find instructions on how to use scurvy knave.
Source code is mirrored on git.charlesreid1.com.
who is responsible for this abomination?
This theme is authored by @charlesreid1. Find charles on github
or on charlesreid1.com.
You can also find the scurvy knave pelican theme on github.
are you confused by this very simple theme and desperate for unpaid intensive one-on-one tech support?
open an issue on github
do you love this theme like Michael Cohen loves Donald Trump?
hire me to build on it.
are you benevolent and rich?
give me moneydollars to keep building
weird stuff.